Do you channel your anger through cooking? Does your love of sharp cutlery frighten your dinner guests? Do you rabidly watch TV shows like
Dexter? (I do.) Perhaps you might like to add some of these fun kitchen tools to your arsenal! Most of these are from a super fun website that I stumbled on called
ThinkGeek, which has all sorts of toys, appliances, and other stuff for nerds.
First up: variations on the voodoo theme.
The Ex Knife Block ($69.99) comes equipped with "razor sharp precision" blades, and it's available in red, chrome, or black. The
Ouch! Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder ($11.99) is suitable for those with slightly less anger.
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| The best kind of voodoo doll? |
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| For those with less anger. |
For those that watch too many crime shows, how about a
Bloody Evidence Knife ($14.99)?
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| *cue Psycho violins* |
For the less murderous and more piratey types who just want to duel a bit, here's a
Swashbuckling BBQ sword ($14.99).
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| Avast! |
And finally, for those who just want to hit stuff with rocks, here's a
Homo Sapiens Caveman Kitchen Tool ($39.99).
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| For grinding, meat tenderizing, knife sharpening, and whacking people on the head! |
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Happy Friday! Enjoy the beautiful weather, and hopefully no more T stations or Fens will catch on fire this weekend!
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